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'I Wanna Fuck Myself' - GG Allin

"Fuck You Up And Get High" -- it's considerably better than the actual song.

xxxHunterxxx wrote:"Fuck You Up And Get High" -- it's considerably better than the actual song.

That is a GREAT ONE indeedy.

My Dog Is A Cat

xxxHunterxxx wrote:"Fuck You Up And Get High" -- it's considerably better than the actual song.

The song rules, too, but yeah The Dwarves have some great song titles for sure.

I have a favorite album title, but can't think of a favorite song title at the moment. I'll have to give it some thought.

I'm sure The Meatmen have some good ones but they kind of elude me right now.

Off With Their Heads - Fuck You, You T-shirt Necktie Wearing Motherfucker.

Shame it's not a better song.

A.C. have a million great song titles.

James wrote:A.C. have a million great song titles.

My personal favorite from A.C...."You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

James wrote:A.C. have a million great song titles.

My personal favorite from A.C...."You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"

Here are a few more pearls of wisdom:

"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin" and....

"You're Best Friend Is You"

"Black, Jewish, and Poor"

Some personal favorite gems:

"Doctor Doom, a Man of Science, Doesn't Believe in Jesus, Why the Fuck do you?"

"Damn Girl That Shit is Deep Like the Ocean"

"You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You in the Face"

"Fucking's Greatest Hits"

"I'm trying to fly to the moon using two magnets and will power"

"Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better"

"Punk Rock in the Wrong Hands"

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

James wrote:A.C. have a million great song titles.

My personal favorite from A.C...."You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"

Here are a few more pearls of wisdom:

"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin" and....

"You're Best Friend Is You"

"Your Band's In The Cutout Bin" always got a laugh out of me as did "The Internet is gay" and "you look divorced"

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

James wrote:A.C. have a million great song titles.

My personal favorite from A.C...."You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"

Here are a few more pearls of wisdom:

"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin" and....

"You're Best Friend Is You"

"You Play On A Softball Team"
"Living Color Is My Favorite Black Metal Band"
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore"
"Locking Dropdead Indside McDonalds"
"Windchimes Are Gay"

I could go on forever

James wrote:"Locking Dropdead Indside McDonalds"

I may have told this story on here before, but back in the early '90s, I knew some folks who would travel around the Northeast to follow Dropdead wherever they would play. One time, on a trip up to Providence to see them, they did stop at a McDonald's (though they were all vegan at the time) and they just had fries. One of Dropdead's songs is called "Bellyful of Lies," but this incident inspired them to change it to "Bellyful of Fries."

That is all.

In The Ghetto

Hands down:
Isaac Hayes - Hyperbolicsyllablicsesquedalymistic

Runners up:

Fugs - kill for peace
Funkadelic - Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
Funkadelic - Free your mind and your ass will follow
Funkadelic - No head, no back-stage pass
Funkadelic - Standing on the verge of getting it on

danny wrote:Hands down:
Isaac Hayes - Hyperbolicsyllablicsesquedalymistic

Runners up:


Funkadelic - Free your mind and your ass will follow

Those are two of my favorite song titles as well (and great songs, too).

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

xxxMidgexxx wrote:

James wrote:A.C. have a million great song titles.

My personal favorite from A.C...."You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"

Here are a few more pearls of wisdom:

"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin" and....

"You're Best Friend Is You"

Yeah, I don't think anyone can top A.C. for amazing song titles. Album titles, too. "Morbid Florist"

xxxHunterxxx wrote:"Fuck You Up And Get High" -- it's considerably better than the actual song.

Since we're on this kick how about Dwarves "FEFU" aka Fuck Eat and Fuck You Up

That interview was fun and quite embarrassing!

Swallowing Shit had a song called "If Assholes could fly this place would be an airport" always loved that one

Also the 52X "this isn't a beer belly it's a gas tank for my love machine"

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Ironic that the song title was by the band The Shock