Page 1 of 1

Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:29 pm
by SamDBL
I just recently found out that she fucked a dog. How did I miss this?

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:31 pm
by lewdd
A Linda Lovelace used to own the bar I hung out at in my hometown from ages 17-23.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 10:50 pm
by xxxMidgexxx
SamDBL wrote:I just recently found out that she fucked a dog. How did I miss this?


Pfft. GG did it first and probably better. She’s just jumping on the ‘fuck the dog’ bandwagon.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:17 am
by FormerLurker
SamDBL wrote:I just recently found out that she fucked a dog. How did I miss this?


:lol:

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:49 am
by captain2man
I read her book 'Ordeal' a long time ago. Don't remember much of it - but this wouldn't surprise me. She was made to do some truly fucked up things from what I recall.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:17 am
by SamDBL
As always with these reformed pornstars, the stories of being forced into this stuff is highly disputed. But who knows? All I know is that I ran across this info in a wiki binge. I won't deny or confirm whether I immediately googled and found said video. I also won't confirm or deny whether I found the 'plot' hilarious. Also, I may or may not have been floored by how 'into it' and full bore she went if indeed I had seen such a video.
So the story goes that there were rumors that she had become a bonafide celebrity due to the success of deep throat. Rubbing elbows with mainstream celebs for a time. Even doing the Tonight Show. During this period, there had been rumors swirling that she had done a couple of loops where she fucked a dog, which she vigorously denied as myth. Al Goldstein, being the swell guy that he was, found a copy of it and printed stills in Screw. She continued to deny that they were real, claiming that he had basically photoshopped the stills. However, Hugh Hefner, also being a really cool guy, stepped up and revealed that he had a pristine copy in his private collection. She was eventually forced to admit that she did indeed get boned by a rottweiler. With the usual claim that her boyfriend was sitting off camera pointing an M16 at her head, or some shit (which everyone on set denies, of course).
Anyway, I was surprised she did this because her career was so vanilla, otherwise. I don't even think she did anal. Yet she had no problem getting railed by a german shephard/boxer mix. Also, I find it both tragic and hilarious that when people did this stuff back in the day, they probably justified it by telling themselves that no one would ever see it unless they were in a jerk booth in Hamburg or some shit. But now in the digital age, that shit will live on *forever* and be available to absolutely anyone at any time. What a nightmare (for them, not me). Lastly, after reading a plot synopsis of the biopic starring Amanda Seyfried awhile back... they apparently did not cover this portion of her career. Which is disappointing.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:25 am
by captain2man
SamDBL wrote:As always with these reformed pornstars, the stories of being forced into this stuff is highly disputed. But who knows? All I know is that I ran across this info in a wiki binge. I won't deny or confirm whether I immediately googled and found said video. I also won't confirm or deny whether I found the 'plot' hilarious. Also, I may or may not have been floored by how 'into it' and full bore she went if indeed I had seen such a video.
So the story goes that there were rumors that she had become a bonafide celebrity due to the success of deep throat. Rubbing elbows with mainstream celebs for a time. Even doing the Tonight Show. During this period, there had been rumors swirling that she had done a couple of loops where she fucked a dog, which she vigorously denied as myth. Al Goldstein, being the swell guy that he was, found a copy of it and printed stills in Screw. She continued to deny that they were real, claiming that he had basically photoshopped the stills. However, Hugh Hefner, also being a really cool guy, stepped up and revealed that he had a pristine copy in his private collection. She was eventually forced to admit that she did indeed get boned by a rottweiler. With the usual claim that her boyfriend was sitting off camera pointing an M16 at her head, or some shit (which everyone on set denies, of course).
Anyway, I was surprised she did this because her career was so vanilla, otherwise. I don't even think she did anal. Yet she had no problem getting railed by a german shephard/boxer mix. Also, I find it both tragic and hilarious that when people did this stuff back in the day, they probably justified it by telling themselves that no one would ever see it unless they were in a jerk booth in Hamburg or some shit. But now in the digital age, that shit will live on *forever* and be available to absolutely anyone at any time. What a nightmare (for them, not me). Lastly, after reading a plot synopsis of the biopic starring Amanda Seyfried awhile back... they apparently did not cover this portion of her career. Which is disappointing.


I can only hope this will lead to a Pseudo Heroes concept record.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:29 am
by SamDBL
captain2man wrote:
SamDBL wrote:As always with these reformed pornstars, the stories of being forced into this stuff is highly disputed. But who knows? All I know is that I ran across this info in a wiki binge. I won't deny or confirm whether I immediately googled and found said video. I also won't confirm or deny whether I found the 'plot' hilarious. Also, I may or may not have been floored by how 'into it' and full bore she went if indeed I had seen such a video.
So the story goes that there were rumors that she had become a bonafide celebrity due to the success of deep throat. Rubbing elbows with mainstream celebs for a time. Even doing the Tonight Show. During this period, there had been rumors swirling that she had done a couple of loops where she fucked a dog, which she vigorously denied as myth. Al Goldstein, being the swell guy that he was, found a copy of it and printed stills in Screw. She continued to deny that they were real, claiming that he had basically photoshopped the stills. However, Hugh Hefner, also being a really cool guy, stepped up and revealed that he had a pristine copy in his private collection. She was eventually forced to admit that she did indeed get boned by a rottweiler. With the usual claim that her boyfriend was sitting off camera pointing an M16 at her head, or some shit (which everyone on set denies, of course).
Anyway, I was surprised she did this because her career was so vanilla, otherwise. I don't even think she did anal. Yet she had no problem getting railed by a german shephard/boxer mix. Also, I find it both tragic and hilarious that when people did this stuff back in the day, they probably justified it by telling themselves that no one would ever see it unless they were in a jerk booth in Hamburg or some shit. But now in the digital age, that shit will live on *forever* and be available to absolutely anyone at any time. What a nightmare (for them, not me). Lastly, after reading a plot synopsis of the biopic starring Amanda Seyfried awhile back... they apparently did not cover this portion of her career. Which is disappointing.


I can only hope this will lead to a Pseudo Heroes concept record.


:D

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:32 am
by lewdd
Ironic that as I was reading this a phone call from Hamburg, PA was ringing on the phone.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:58 am
by jaybird
FormerLurker wrote:
SamDBL wrote:I just recently found out that she fucked a dog. How did I miss this?


:lol:



X2

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:06 am
by jaybird
Seriously though, it has even been discussed in the fuckin' New York Times... where have you been, dude?


Linda Lovelace only worked in hard-core pornography for a very short time, literally a few weeks. A lot of the movies that purport to have her as their star are shameless rip-offs and repackagings of the porn loops she made before Deep Throat. These include a couple of her having surprisingly enthusiastic sex with a dog, which I had in fact seen, but before we had dinner that time I was sternly informed by Eric and Dian that "nobody mentions the dog."


:lol:

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/18/book ... nicho.html

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:41 am
by SamDBL
jaybird wrote:Seriously though, it has even been discussed in the fuckin' New York Times... where have you been, dude?


Linda Lovelace only worked in hard-core pornography for a very short time, literally a few weeks. A lot of the movies that purport to have her as their star are shameless rip-offs and repackagings of the porn loops she made before Deep Throat. These include a couple of her having surprisingly enthusiastic sex with a dog, which I had in fact seen, but before we had dinner that time I was sternly informed by Eric and Dian that "nobody mentions the dog."


:lol:

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/18/book ... nicho.html


I have no idea how this slipped past me. I must’ve heard it at some point and blew it off as ‘rod Stewart had a gallon of cum pumped out of his stomach/Richard gere had a gerbil removed from his ass’ type of folk lore. My friends were notorious for both spreading, and steadfastly believing those types of rumors. And she was such a light weight porn star in the scheme of things I would’ve never fathomed she went there.

Re: Linda Lovelace

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:13 pm
by Hal
captain2man wrote:
SamDBL wrote:As always with these reformed pornstars, the stories of being forced into this stuff is highly disputed. But who knows? All I know is that I ran across this info in a wiki binge. I won't deny or confirm whether I immediately googled and found said video. I also won't confirm or deny whether I found the 'plot' hilarious. Also, I may or may not have been floored by how 'into it' and full bore she went if indeed I had seen such a video.
So the story goes that there were rumors that she had become a bonafide celebrity due to the success of deep throat. Rubbing elbows with mainstream celebs for a time. Even doing the Tonight Show. During this period, there had been rumors swirling that she had done a couple of loops where she fucked a dog, which she vigorously denied as myth. Al Goldstein, being the swell guy that he was, found a copy of it and printed stills in Screw. She continued to deny that they were real, claiming that he had basically photoshopped the stills. However, Hugh Hefner, also being a really cool guy, stepped up and revealed that he had a pristine copy in his private collection. She was eventually forced to admit that she did indeed get boned by a rottweiler. With the usual claim that her boyfriend was sitting off camera pointing an M16 at her head, or some shit (which everyone on set denies, of course).
Anyway, I was surprised she did this because her career was so vanilla, otherwise. I don't even think she did anal. Yet she had no problem getting railed by a german shephard/boxer mix. Also, I find it both tragic and hilarious that when people did this stuff back in the day, they probably justified it by telling themselves that no one would ever see it unless they were in a jerk booth in Hamburg or some shit. But now in the digital age, that shit will live on *forever* and be available to absolutely anyone at any time. What a nightmare (for them, not me). Lastly, after reading a plot synopsis of the biopic starring Amanda Seyfried awhile back... they apparently did not cover this portion of her career. Which is disappointing.


I can only hope this will lead to a Pseudo Heroes concept record.


:lol: THIS!!!