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n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:08 am
by laura
i see that you guys talk primarily about music, which at turns is both useful and boring. and then Sam comes along and trolls the fuck out of you, and it's a 4-pager.

seems like a bit of an identity crisis. which way will it go? devolution into dorkboard chaos, or above-the-fray once a week thread topping?

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:12 am
by erin
Hi my lovely Laurita!

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:27 am
by matt
*sigh*

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:33 am
by laura
hi, guys!

matt, do not ruin my fun.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:34 am
by jaybird
I think you two are the first females that have posted here in a few years. The mildly-autistic, music-geek-sausage-party community here will need some time to adjust to the way you've disturbed the equilibrium.

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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:45 am
by laura
i will check back in a week and see if any of them are popping their soft bunny heads back out of their vinyl-lined burrows yet.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:32 am
by Dinko
laura wrote:and then Welly comes along and is once again this board's saving grace, and it's a 4-pager.


Put it in perspective, 'kay?

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:38 am
by FlexMyHead
jaybird wrote:...the mildly-autistic, music-geek-sausage-party community..


Great, another sexist hateful post.
And who gives you a right to call us "mild"? Them's fightin' words!

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:08 am
by erin
I've only been away for a couple of years, right?

Everything is exactly how I left it-with the exception of literally the ugliest dick pick ive ever seen on a post about the ugliest human being (inside and out) on the planet which I never thought I'd see.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 am
by erin
FlexMyHead wrote:
jaybird wrote:...the mildly-autistic, music-geek-sausage-party community..


Great, another sexist hateful post.
And who gives you a right to call us "mild"? Them's fightin' words!


Compared to our disfunctional homeland, you guys are wonderfully mild.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:41 am
by SamDBL
Once I tire of posting here, you can look forward to one post per week or so about some reissue coming out. Good times.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:44 am
by laura
never leave me again, Sam.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:56 am
by jaybird
SamDBL wrote:Once I tire of posting here, you can look forward to one post per week or so about some reissue coming out. Good times.



Check it, son... the floodgates have been opened!

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http://www.stormingthebase.com/the-nils ... een-vinyl/

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:21 pm
by erin
laura wrote:never leave me again, Sam.


:lol:

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:16 pm
by Welly
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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:21 pm
by fiestaware
Welly wrote:
laura wrote:and then Sam comes along and trolls the fuck out of you, and it's a 4-pager.


Pssst! It's the other way around, but y'know, he's a bit special so er... yeah, once again he was victorious.


Have his medal here.

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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 6:27 am
by SamDBL
Welly wrote:
laura wrote:and then Sam comes along and trolls the fuck out of you, and it's a 4-pager.


Pssst! It's the other way around, but y'know, he's a bit special so er... yeah, once again he was victorious.


You'll have to excuse welly. This whole thing has been kind of embarrassing for him. Self evidently so!

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:31 am
by Welly
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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:05 am
by SamDBL
I am not embarassed of that, though. It's like you cant stop being wrong about stuff.

Edit: I kind of wish I still had that guitar.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:22 am
by Welly
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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:30 am
by SamDBL
Welly wrote:Fremdschämen.


Yes. As I said, it's been a very embarrassing couple of days for you.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:15 pm
by JGJR
SamDBL wrote:
Welly wrote:Fremdschämen.


Yes. As I said, it's been a very embarrassing couple of days for you.


You just keep telling yourself that, but reality has proven otherwise.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:19 pm
by SamDBL
JGJR wrote:
SamDBL wrote:
Welly wrote:Fremdschämen.


Yes. As I said, it's been a very embarrassing couple of days for you.


You just keep telling yourself that, but reality has proven otherwise.


I'm proud of my recent contributions to this shitty board.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:28 pm
by Dinko
SamDBL wrote:
JGJR wrote:
SamDBL wrote:
Welly wrote:Fremdschämen.


Yes. As I said, it's been a very embarrassing couple of days for you.


You just keep telling yourself that, but reality has proven otherwise.


I'm proud of my recent contributions to this shitty board.


I want to stress that I'm on a camping trip. Weather is awful, gnats are plenty. I'm at a place that sells beer, kebab, and the internet.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:36 pm
by JGJR
SamDBL wrote:
JGJR wrote:
SamDBL wrote:
Welly wrote:Fremdschämen.


Yes. As I said, it's been a very embarrassing couple of days for you.


You just keep telling yourself that, but reality has proven otherwise.


I'm proud of my recent contributions to this shitty board.


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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:55 am
by FlexMyHead
That had to be a promo shot right and not just like, you visiting the graveyard with a guitar without a strap and getting a little tired and leaning up against a tree for a second to catch your breath? Was the grave you are standing next to on purpose?

I was never in a band of any significance, but we did want some promo shots for flyers or silly stuff like one page calendars etc, so we went to Sears and got some done. This was in early 90s. So we went with trying to replicate a wholesome Christian family country type band. Here is what we came up with:

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Hey board dude, can you update the image thing? It's getting hard to embed or insert things to this page. Like Soundcloud or even Imgur, I couldn't provide a direct link?

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:54 am
by earthdog70
I'm kind of lost about what this thread is actually about, but I love those pics Flex :lol:

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:38 am
by version sound
jaybird wrote:I think you two are the first females that have posted here in a few years. The mildly-autistic, music-geek-sausage-party community here will need some time to adjust to the way you've disturbed the equilibrium.


G-g-g-g-girls???!!! Oh no! Oh wait, I'm married, have a daughter, and I actually like women. No offense, but I'd throw most of you off a building for one post from vinyl girl or mammagriz or janelle. We are boring, old, and geeky about music for sure, but we aren't socially dysfunctional autistics who are afraid of female interaction. It was the tedium of the constant trolling that drove the women (and the rest of us) away.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:26 am
by matt
FlexMyHead wrote:Hey board dude, can you update the image thing? It's getting hard to embed or insert things to this page. Like Soundcloud or even Imgur, I couldn't provide a direct link?


???

Can you explain the problem a little more specifically?

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:33 am
by erin
matt wrote:
FlexMyHead wrote:Hey board dude, can you update the image thing? It's getting hard to embed or insert things to this page. Like Soundcloud or even Imgur, I couldn't provide a direct link?


???

Can you explain the problem a little more specifically?


Lol, "Board Guy".

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:59 am
by matt
erin wrote:
matt wrote:
FlexMyHead wrote:Hey board dude, can you update the image thing? It's getting hard to embed or insert things to this page. Like Soundcloud or even Imgur, I couldn't provide a direct link?


???

Can you explain the problem a little more specifically?


Lol, "Board Guy".


I've been called worse.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:01 am
by SamDBL
FlexMyHead wrote:That had to be a promo shot right and not just like, you visiting the graveyard with a guitar without a strap and getting a little tired and leaning up against a tree for a second to catch your breath? Was the grave you are standing next to on purpose?

I was never in a band of any significance, but we did want some promo shots for flyers or silly stuff like one page calendars etc, so we went to Sears and got some done. This was in early 90s. So we went with trying to replicate a wholesome Christian family country type band. Here is what we came up with:

Image
Image

-----------

Hey board dude, can you update the image thing? It's getting hard to embed or insert things to this page. Like Soundcloud or even Imgur, I couldn't provide a direct link?


It was a shot for a metal album about 11 years ago, I think.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:59 am
by FlexMyHead
SamDBL wrote:
It was a shot for a metal album about 11 years ago, I think.
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Re: n00b

PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:07 am
by SamDBL
I actually really dislike flying Vs. But that one was completely hand made with a carved top relief that had all these vines and skulls all over it. And it incorporated a bigsby. And I love bigsbys. It didn't stay in tune, though. Had to go.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:20 pm
by FormerLurker
SamDBL wrote:I actually really dislike flying Vs. But that one was completely hand made with a carved top relief that had all these vines and skulls all over it. And it incorporated a bigsby. And I love bigsbys. It didn't stay in tune, though. Had to go.


Yeah, but aren't you like, embarrassed and stuff?

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:34 am
by SamDBL
FormerLurker wrote:
SamDBL wrote:I actually really dislike flying Vs. But that one was completely hand made with a carved top relief that had all these vines and skulls all over it. And it incorporated a bigsby. And I love bigsbys. It didn't stay in tune, though. Had to go.


Yeah, but aren't you like, embarrassed and stuff?


I'm actually glad a hurricane is coming to kill me this weekend. :(

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:23 am
by FlexMyHead
SamDBL wrote:I'm actually glad a hurricane is coming to kill me this weekend. :(


Uh, you live in like Valrico or Brandon right? I know a Hurricane can fuk shit up no matter where you live, but I'm pretty sure if this area gets hits then I'm gonna be more fucked than you. Pretty sure I'll be underwater and everything lost. Check out my shit, arrows show large bodies of water that will give zero fuks when it comes to my house (in box):

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On a side note, if you own rare records, there is a good chance that they will be more valuable. There will be 999 Legless Bulls, about 7 less copies of In My Eyes etc.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:41 am
by SamDBL
FlexMyHead wrote:On a side note, if you own rare records, there is a good chance that they will be more valuable. There will be 999 Legless Bulls, about 7 less copies of In My Eyes etc.


:D That's actually kinda funny. But yeah.. you are fucked. Models today show it going further East. Hopefully that sticks. But the god damn thing is as big as the whole state. So it'll have to go way out before we don't feel it. I am just praying I don't have to pick up any lawn furniture laying on it's side after this is all over.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:00 am
by JGJR
Stay safe, everyone.

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:20 pm
by FormerLurker
SamDBL wrote:
FormerLurker wrote:
SamDBL wrote:I actually really dislike flying Vs. But that one was completely hand made with a carved top relief that had all these vines and skulls all over it. And it incorporated a bigsby. And I love bigsbys. It didn't stay in tune, though. Had to go.


Yeah, but aren't you like, embarrassed and stuff?


I'm actually glad a hurricane is coming to kill me this weekend. :(


:)

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:39 am
by WrEtcH
The 'ELL is going on here? I come out of blue moon to see what's going on here and I thought I logged on to the wrong board. :lol:

Re: n00b

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:49 pm
by erin
WrEtcH wrote:The 'ELL is going on here? I come out of blue moon to see what's going on here and I thought I logged on to the wrong board. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: