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Hummels Government Issue Legless Bull Dischord KBD Punk Hardcore
"Unfortunately my great Aunt Mildred recently took a nasty spill while go-cart riding with her nephew and while they were able to reattach several of her fingers, the skin grafts on 80% of her face did not take and both she and nephew passed away. Skin grafts are a tricky business and apparently goat skin is just not yet working on faces. Anyhoo, my great Aunt Mildred loved her little Hummels, some say she loved them too much, well...my uncle said that and he said it quite frequently, in fact he said it just about every damn time I went over there and she had them out, but I digress...I know that my Aunt would want these four Hummels (she named them Big Tommy, Little Tommy, Big Frank The Mailman, Little Frank the Mailman and I would request that the future owner of these Hummels continue to use those names) would want to go to a great home and, well since she left them to me, I'm selling them to whoever is willing to pay the most of them. So open your pocketbooks and give me some lettuce.
Also included in this lot is several 7" records by the party rock and roll band Government Issue. Including "Legless Bull", which was released on Dischord records. Also included are 11 other G.I. records, information on the particular pressings will be given if request.
Bidding starts at $6,000. "