by way of apology

by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:32 am

Guys, I just read over the Soulside vs. Uniform Choice thread and I'm deeply embarrassed and ashamed. As Greg so rightly pointed out, I've been quite pleasant lately, and that is completely uncalled for. I can't make excuses, so I'll just say this: I'm terribly sorry for my recent good mood and friendly social interactions. You guys deserve better than that, and from now on I will do my best to give you exactly what you deserve.

If any of you feel I've been pleasant to you lately, please post something here and I'll do my level best to heap such undeserved and unhinged abuse on you that you'll crawl away whimpering like a kicked puppy.
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Re: by way of apology

Postby Welly » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:13 pm

clash77 wrote:Ahh Cunts!!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby gregpolard » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:20 pm

Seems like someone is having a great day today!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby john stabb » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:50 pm

Take your niceness/positiveposting/pleasantself somewhere else, Sinks :!: We don't need your kind around hea'yah, goodie boy :!:
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Re: by way of apology

Postby Janelle » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:51 pm

obik wrote:unhinged abuse


that phrase just made me crack up
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:41 pm

john stabb wrote:Take your niceness/positiveposting/pleasantself somewhere else, Sinks :!: We don't need your kind around hea'yah, goodie boy :!:


YOU ARE MY LEAST FAVORITE DAGBOARDER NAMED JOHN EVER! YOU SUCK AT RIDING THE UNICYCLE! THAT SHIRT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:42 pm

Janelle wrote:
obik wrote:unhinged abuse


that phrase just made me crack up


YOU CAN'T EVEN READ THE DAGBOARD WITH OUT YOUR PIPE IN HAND SO YOU CAN "CRACK UP" BEFORE YOU GET THE SHAKES AGAIN! YOU COOK THE WORST QUICHE I'VE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE! YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:43 pm

gregpolard wrote:Seems like someone is having a great day today!


GREG POLARD? MORE LIKE "GREG POO-TARD!"
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:43 pm

Welly wrote:...


YOU COME FROM WALES!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby FormerLurker » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:43 pm

Kind of a shitty apology.
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:44 pm

FormerLurker wrote:Kind of a shitty apology.


I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE! WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby version sound » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:09 pm

Heidely-ho, neighbor!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:34 pm

version sound wrote:Heidely-ho, neighbor!


YOU SPEAK WITH THE SLURRED BACKWOODS PATOIS OF AN W&M GRADUATE! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE COME TO THIS COUNTRY WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THE FUCKING LANGUAGE? GO BACK TO WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM AND TAKE YOUR EBOLA AND KOREAN HANTAVIRUS AND ALLAH WITH YOU!
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Re: by way of apology

Postby john stabb » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:26 pm

That's more like it, yer NIPPLE :!: Eh Liam, our kid is back. :mrgreen:
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Re: by way of apology

Postby obik » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:45 pm

john stabb wrote:That's more like it, yer NIPPLE :!: Eh Liam, our kid is back. :mrgreen:


STICK THIS PIE ON YOUR FASHION PLATE AND SMOKE IT, PUD:

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