Wrap yer gums around a Gumbo MacKaye Burger

[Welly]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2014/09/03/satellite-rooms-new-burger-menu-honors-noted-vegan-ian-mackaye/

Hipster fail. Again.

[xxxMidgexxx]

GUMBO!!!!!!!

GUMBO GOOSE!!!!

[john stabb]

Seems lame to name a burger after Punk folks if they're (Vegans or Vegetarians) and it's a meaty one. I've never even heard of this joint. If they make a JOHN STABB burger, it better be Veggie or I'd be pissed.

[xxxMidgexxx]

I want a Goose burger. I've never heard or had it before.

[NotBaker]

Reading that menu made me dumber. There are things I miss about not living in DC, but stupid shit like that isn't one of them.